it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Randomize
