He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
