Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
That accounts for only three of the penises
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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