I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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