I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
FUCK WHALES
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Randomize