that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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