Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
sex in a hospital.. check
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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