didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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