I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
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Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
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Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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