Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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