And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Randomize
