is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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