just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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