I bet he comes in French.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
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There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
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Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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