there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
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If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
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Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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