I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Idk if I want to put a bra on
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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