somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
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It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
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nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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