He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
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