she was so not down for the gang bang
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
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Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
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He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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