Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
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Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
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Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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