the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
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You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
the raccoons are back...
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