You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I see more hoeing in ur future
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
