1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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