Don't you send me to vm
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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