i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
it's like iHOP with fire
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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