he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
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HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
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He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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