Taylor Swift is so right about you.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
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Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
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The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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