life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
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Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
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Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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