Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
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Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
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I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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