They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
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he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
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Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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