The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Well I left you a voicemail but you probably won't be able to hear it because my mic is fucked up. I think you need to come down here and take it in for me.
I hate this phone so bad I'm going to lose all of my friends because of it
Yeah...you probably will...
well, you're marked off my christmas card list for next year.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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