At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
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Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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