I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
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He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
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don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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