Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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