Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
She bit a glass in half.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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