Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
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If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
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hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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