Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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