I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
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making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
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BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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