He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
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Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
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Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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