i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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drunk tastebuds have low standards.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Even my vagina gasped.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
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i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
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