So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
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Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
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I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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