I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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