nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
ttyl tear gas
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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