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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass

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(215): I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass http://tfl.nu/6mwp

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he said he didn't have a condom.

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and you said?

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that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.

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(510): he said he didn't have a condom. (415): and you said? (510): that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that. http://tfl.nu/4u76

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(914): View more from New York

how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes

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(914): how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes http://tfl.nu/ebav

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(204): View more from Manitoba

well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?

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(204): well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing? http://tfl.nu/m8p9

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(678): View more from Georgia

Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.

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(678): Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless. http://tfl.nu/cahf

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(541): View more from Oregon

You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.

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(541): You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize. http://tfl.nu/yage

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(501): View more from Arkansas

It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.

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(501): It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool. http://tfl.nu/crm3

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina

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(610): Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina http://tfl.nu/hqzz

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(513): View more from Ohio

I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny

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(513): I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny http://tfl.nu/yacg

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(619): View more from California

Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands

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(619): Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands http://tfl.nu/hu3j

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(303): View more from Colorado

I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.

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(303): I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION. http://tfl.nu/audf

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys

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(612): I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys http://tfl.nu/2gbb

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(425): View more from Washington

Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.

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Sleeping with just one person sucks

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(425): Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings. (425): Sleeping with just one person sucks http://tfl.nu/5vll

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nobody was home so I boiled the dildo

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(413): nobody was home so I boiled the dildo http://tfl.nu/brzp

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(313): View more from Michigan

This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."

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(313): This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow." http://tfl.nu/pm0e

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