I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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