you guys were way drunker than both of me
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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