these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
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I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
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Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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