Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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