do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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