Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
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At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
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We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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