And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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