oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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