Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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