it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
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