TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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