What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I did not marry a roomba.
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